DSM-5: Out to get me!
May 18, 2013 The fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual just came out. Over-educated elitist bureaucrats met in an undisclosed location and took secret votes determining which of Continue reading
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Maxwell Coffee Smell
The Maxwell Coffee Smell is the odor of roasting coffee generated by the Maxwell House plant on the north bank of the St. Johns River in downtown Jaxonpool. Click to Continue reading
The NewTube YouTube
16 May, 2013 If only this were satire. My faith in humanity is shattered. Sob! . Alternative link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi0hAxuhdPo . … . . . . . .. . … . Continue reading
Dear editor
May 15, 2013 Many of your readers complain about President Obama. In order to better the chances of you choosing my letter to print, I write about him with vitriol. What Continue reading
IRS harasses Jax group
May 14, 2013: It was charged today that for nine months a local Jaxonpool group, the Vince Foster Society, or VFS, became the object of I.R.S. harassment. At a press conference Continue reading
The power of selling out
10 May, 2013 Jax YouTuber: Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely popular photo sharing platform Ripple. While advertising can produce revenue, Eslinger has found Continue reading
Google glass
8 May, 2013 Jax YouTuber: Meeting a woman in a coffee shop for the first time, a man wears Google glass and scrolls pages on the web, watches football, talks Continue reading
A choice, not an echo
7 May, 2013 The Vince Foster Society has come to the painful conclusion that Gov. Goldfinger has drifted too far to the left. He’s become an echo of the liberal Continue reading
SLATE retracts ‘Average’
MAY 5, 2013: It was reported today that a kerfufle has unfolded between Slate and local blogger The Jaxonpool Jerk. In a fit of civic chauvinism, The Jaxonpool Jerk last week ashed Continue reading
Breaking badly
4 May, 2013 The Jax YouTuber presents Walter White in “LEGO Breaking Bad: The Video Game Parody.” . Alternative link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSUK4WgQ3vk .. . … . . . . . Continue reading
Extremely wet incredibly gross
3 May, 2013 Two days ago it was bright and warm. Today it’s grey and chilly; flash-flood warnings abound. In the face of recent occurrences of weather in their area, Continue reading
Bollywood numbers
May 2, 2013 .And now, like a good Bollywood movie, every Letter to the Editor should take a moment and burst into song. . Even if the musical number has absolutely nothing Continue reading
Going diaperless
28 April, 2013 After showing up at the New Jim Crow rally at the Duval Courthouse this beautiful Sunday morning and realizing my mistake, I had to ask, what does the Sociopath’s Continue reading
TebowPhones @ 1 Spark
21 April, 2013 I’m writing about the product I’m promoting at One Spark. Everybody today is hawking expensive headphones. I intend to enter the premium headphone market with “TebowPhones.” Someone wearing Continue reading
The Vince Foster Society
7 April, 2013 The Netflix series House of Cards makes clear the purpose of people like me. Vince Foster—you thought he was dead, didn’t you. Well, he is dead. Just not Continue reading
Bitter Pillage
1 April, 2013 The muse chased away the sandman, so I’m writing to you. BTW: I write to you because no one else will listen. I’m not even sure you Continue reading
The eternal sunshine of Kona erased
30 March, 2013 “History is bunk,” said Henry Ford. And so are memories. That’s why we should erase historical sites like Kona Skatepark in Arlington. Such places not only dredge Continue reading
Lead me!
17 March, 2013 Happiness isn’t everything. That’s what President Obama thinks. So he’s not leading. In fact, he’s an enemy of leading. Of leading us to happiness. So I’m turning Continue reading
I’m shocked! shocked! . . .
14 March, 2013 Was it Ram Das? Kübler-Ross? David Carradine? One of them identified the five stages of grief. Today I’ve been through all five: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. Continue reading
